Dale of Dale and K’lee’s Cosmic Photo Challenge chose the dreaded Selfie for this week’s theme. You can see Dale’s wizardry at the “Selfie” link, and to learn how you can play, too! You can see K’lee’s artistic vision here.
Back in the Kodachromagnon Age, when film was both alpha male and alpha female, transparencies were born as slides, but could transform — by the mystical power of Kodak Labs — into framable prints whose faces were either glossy or matte.
Without intending to, some anonymous, incompetent, color-blind photo lab worker gave me the key to understanding the eternal (since 1839 or 1840, anyway) complaint: